Ice skating in Finland is not a leisure activity in the sense that leisure implies something apart from ordinary life. Frozen lakes, flooded outdoor rinks, harbour ice in the cities — between November and March the surface area available for skating is considerable, and Finns use it. The sentence on this shirt is not a complaint about the present situation. It is a statement of clear preference, the kind Finns make directly and without apology.
The shirt is made from organic cotton for anyone who likes the idea of wearing their love of Finland lightly. An honest gift for someone who counts the weeks until the ice firms up.
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk, with a relaxed unisex fit. Printed using OEKO-TEX certified processes.
About Very Finnish Problems
VFP started as a joke shared between expats trying to explain Finland to the rest of the world. It grew into a community of 1.3 million people who get it — the silences, the saunas, the ruisleipa, and the very specific joy of being left alone in nature. Every design is created by Joel Willans, a Brit who's been living in Helsinki since 2002 and has had ample time to observe the Finnish condition up close.
If it made you laugh, you're one of us.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where do you ship?
We ship worldwide. Free shipping on orders over €75.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days. You'll receive a tracking link once your order ships.
What if the size doesn't fit?
We offer a 30-day returns policy. If the fit isn't right, get in touch and we'll sort it out. Check the size chart before ordering if you're unsure.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. This keeps the print sharp for longer.
Is it ethically made?
Yes — printed using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks. No batch overproduction; every item is made to order.
