Very Finnish Problems
No niin retro Finnish Language Hoodie
No niin retro Finnish Language Hoodie
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No niin is the only phrase required to navigate every social situation in Finland. It is the standard choice for expats who have mastered the art of the multi-purpose grunt.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
About Very Finnish Problems
VFP started as a joke shared between expats trying to explain Finland to the rest of the world. It grew into a community of 1.3 million people who get it — the silences, the saunas, the ruisleipa and the very specific joy of being left alone in nature. Every design is created by Joel Willans, a Brit who has been living in Helsinki since 2002 and has had ample time to observe the Finnish condition up close.
We ship to over 50 countries including the US, Canada, UK, Australia and across Europe. Free shipping on orders over €75.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where do you ship?
We ship to over 50 countries including the US, Canada, UK, Australia and across Europe. Free shipping on orders over €75.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days. You will receive a tracking link once your order ships.
What if the size does not fit?
We offer a 30 day returns policy. If the fit is not right, get in touch and we will sort it out. Check the size chart before ordering if you are unsure.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. This keeps the print sharp for longer.
Is it ethically made?
Yes. Every item is printed using DTG technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks and made to order. No batch overproduction.
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