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Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Finnish Introvert T-Shirt

Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Finnish Introvert T-Shirt

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Colour: Steel Blue
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Expected delivery
  • EU (Finland)23 to 26 October
  • UK23 to 26 October
  • North America23 to 26 October
  • Free worldwide shipping, no minimum
  • 30 day returns
  • Created to order on OEKO-TEX certified fabric
  • Machine wash cold, inside out

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The old proverb says silence is golden. This design adds the practical correction that every Finn already lives by, which is that duct tape is silver and does the same job for a fraction of the effort. The small robot on the front has made its peace with the arrangement and looks calmer for it.

It is a quiet joke for people who treat conversation as optional rather than compulsory. It works at the office, on the bus or at any gathering where you would rather not explain how your weekend was.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, with heather colours containing some polyester. Fabric weight is 4.2 oz per square yard. The shirt is pre-shrunk and side-seamed with shoulder to shoulder taping.

Size guide

Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirt size guide, S to 3XL, inches and centimetres

Shipping and returns

We ship to over 50 countries including the US, Canada, UK, Australia and across Europe, and shipping is always free worldwide.

Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days, and you will receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

We offer a 30 day returns policy, so if the fit is not right you can get in touch and we will sort it out.

Care and materials

Machine wash it cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it to dry, which keeps the print sharp for longer.

The design is printed straight into the fabric using DTG, so it stays soft and will not crack, peel or fade the way a pressed on transfer does. The blanks are OEKO-TEX certified, which means they are tested free from harmful substances and safe against your skin. Every item is printed to order in small numbers rather than mass produced and left in a warehouse.

About Very Finnish Problems

VFP was started by British author Joel Willans, who met his Finnish wife in London and moved with her to Helsinki in 2002. Over the next two decades his observations of Finnish life grew into a community of 1.3 million people worldwide. Every design is inspired by real Finnish life and created by Joel and his team in Helsinki. Joel is also the author of the Very Finnish Problems books, written after many years of living in Finland and still not fully understanding it.

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Joel Willans, founder of Very Finnish Problems

Designed in Helsinki by someone who actually lives here

Very Finnish Problems is run by Joel Willans, a British writer who moved to Finland over twenty years ago and never quite got around to leaving. Every design comes out of real Finnish life he's had with his Finnish wife, Anna and their kids, and a community of more than 1.3 million people who know exactly what no niin means.

Read Joel's story