Organic cotton
Grown without the synthetic pesticides and fertilisers used in conventional farming, then made into a fabric that's soft, heavy and built to hold a print for years. Created to order on OEKO-TEX certified fabric, never mass-produced.
Finns consume joulutorttu in vast quantities as soon as the sun disappears in November. This is for the expat or Finn abroad who understands that plum jam is a winter necessity.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Body Length (inches) |
27 ¼ |
28 ¼ |
29 ⅛ |
29 ⅞ |
30 ¾ |
| Chest Width (inches) |
19 ¼ |
20 ½ |
21 ¾ |
22 ¾ |
24 |
| Sleeve Length (inches) |
8 ⅛ |
8 ½ |
8 ⅞ |
8 ⅞ |
9 ¼ |
About Very Finnish Problems
VFP started as a joke shared between expats trying to explain Finland to the rest of the world. It grew into a community of 1.3 million people who get it — the silences, the saunas, the ruisleipa and the very specific joy of being left alone in nature. Every design is created by Joel Willans, a Brit who has been living in Helsinki since 2002 and has had ample time to observe the Finnish condition up close.
We ship to over 50 countries including the US, Canada, UK, Australia and across Europe. Shipping is free worldwide.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where do you ship?
We ship to over 50 countries including the US, Canada, UK, Australia and across Europe. Shipping is free worldwide.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days. You will receive a tracking link once your order ships.
What if the size does not fit?
We offer a 30 day returns policy. If the fit is not right, get in touch and we will sort it out. Check the size chart before ordering if you are unsure.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. This keeps the print sharp for longer.
Is it ethically made?
Yes. Every item is printed using DTG technology on organic, OEKO-TEX certified blanks and made to order. No batch overproduction.
