Organic cotton
Grown without the synthetic pesticides and fertilisers used in conventional farming, then made into a fabric that's soft, heavy and built to hold a print for years. Created to order on OEKO-TEX certified fabric, never mass-produced.
About Very Finnish Problems
VFP started as a joke shared between expats trying to explain Finland to the rest of the world. It grew into a community of 1.3 million people who get it — the silences, the saunas, the ruisleipa, and the very specific joy of being left alone in nature. Every design is created by Joel Willans, a Brit who's been living in Helsinki since 2002 and has had ample time to observe the Finnish condition up close.
If it made you laugh, you're one of us.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where do you ship?
We ship worldwide. Shipping is free worldwide.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days. You'll receive a tracking link once your order ships.
What if the size doesn't fit?
We offer a 30-day returns policy. If the fit isn't right, get in touch and we'll sort it out. Check the size chart before ordering if you're unsure.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. This keeps the print sharp for longer.
Is it ethically made?
Yes — printed using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology on organic, OEKO-TEX certified blanks. No batch overproduction; every item is made to order.
