• Man in a cap on a cottage terrace wearing the navy No sauna no party t-shirt by Very Finnish Problems
  • No sauna no party t-shirt in navy, worn on a Finnish cottage terrace, Very Finnish Problems
  • No sauna no party t-shirt in black heather, worn by a man laughing on a Finnish lakeside sauna deck, Very Finnish Problems
  • No sauna no party t-shirt in military green, worn by a man beside a birch woodpile at a Finnish lakeside sauna, Very Finnish Problems
  • Pink No sauna no party t-shirt on a Finnish cottage terrace by Very Finnish Problems
  • No sauna no party t-shirt in white, worn by a woman laughing after a swim on a Finnish sauna deck, Very Finnish Problems
  • Close-up of the No sauna no party badge print on navy t-shirt fabric, showing the white lettering and sauna cabin, Very Finnish Problems
  • Unisex t-shirt size guide showing length, width and chest measurements in inches and centimetres, sizes XS to 3XL, Very Finnish Problems
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No sauna, no party Finnish Lifestyle T-Shirt

No sauna, no party Finnish Lifestyle T-Shirt

€27,95 EUR
€27,95 EUR
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Colour: Navy
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No sauna, no party is not a slogan so much as a statement of fact about how social life in Finland actually works. The sauna is not a feature of the evening. It is the evening. Everything else is optional and a surprising amount of it is negotiable, but the sauna is the part nobody is prepared to skip.

A shirt for anyone who has come to understand that the best gatherings in Finland are warm, quiet and held at around eighty degrees.

The front print is a vintage style sauna hut badge that states the rule plainly.

Size guide
Unisex t-shirt size guide showing length, width and chest measurements in inches and centimetres, sizes XS to 3XL, Very Finnish Problems
LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8

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Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days, and you will receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

We offer a 30 day returns policy, so if the fit is not right you can get in touch and we will sort it out.

About Very Finnish Problems

VFP was started by British author Joel Willans, who met his Finnish wife in London and moved with her to Helsinki in 2002. Over the next two decades his observations of Finnish life grew into a community of 1.3 million people worldwide. Every design is inspired by real Finnish life and created by Joel and his team in Helsinki. Joel is also the author of the Very Finnish Problems books, written after many years of living in Finland and still not fully understanding it.

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Joel Willans, founder of Very Finnish Problems

Designed in Helsinki by someone who actually lives here

Very Finnish Problems is run by Joel Willans, a British writer who moved to Finland over twenty years ago and never quite got around to leaving. Every design comes out of real Finnish life he's had with his Finnish wife, Anna and their kids, and a community of more than 1.3 million people who know exactly what no niin means.

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