• Woman by a Finnish lakeside sauna wearing the black Yksi kaksi kolme sauna t-shirt by Very Finnish Problems
  • Forest green Yksi kaksi kolme sauna t-shirt by a Finnish lake by Very Finnish Problems
  • Close up of the Yksi kaksi kolme sauna print on navy t-shirt fabric by Very Finnish Problems
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Yksi, kaksi, kolme, sauna! Finnish T-Shirt

Yksi, kaksi, kolme, sauna! Finnish T-Shirt

€27,95 EUR
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Yksi, kaksi, kolme is one, two, three. What comes next depends on which Finland you have been introduced to. In this case it is the sauna, which is the correct answer and the one most Finns would arrive at without needing the count.

The sequence on this shirt is not a joke about Finnish culture so much as a summary of Finnish priorities. The numbers are the formality. The sauna is the point. Everything that comes before it is just counting toward where you were going anyway.

Wear this on the way to the sauna, or on the way back, or at any point in between when someone needs a reminder of the order of operations.

The front print runs the count and lands on the only destination that was ever in question.

Size guide
LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

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Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days, and you will receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

We offer a 30 day returns policy, so if the fit is not right you can get in touch and we will sort it out.

About Very Finnish Problems

VFP was started by British author Joel Willans, who met his Finnish wife in London and moved with her to Helsinki in 2002. Over the next two decades his observations of Finnish life grew into a community of 1.3 million people worldwide. Every design is inspired by real Finnish life and created by Joel and his team in Helsinki. Joel is also the author of the Very Finnish Problems books, written after many years of living in Finland and still not fully understanding it.

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Joel Willans, founder of Very Finnish Problems

Designed in Helsinki by someone who actually lives here

Very Finnish Problems is run by Joel Willans, a British writer who moved to Finland over twenty years ago and never quite got around to leaving. Every design comes out of real Finnish life he's had with his Finnish wife, Anna and their kids, and a community of more than 1.3 million people who know exactly what no niin means.

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